Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Blue Balls by RC Boldt




Title: Blue Balls
Author: RC Boldt
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: August 8, 2017



Blurb


What happens when the universe gets in the way of your "follow through"?

BLUE BALLS

Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release. 
Myth: Only affects males.

SARAH

I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.

Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.  

JACK 

I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.

It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.  




Review
Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆


I got some crazy looks from my family as I was reading this book as I was laughing out loud throughout.  How many crazy things two people can go through in the pursuit of a sexual relationship?  Weaker people would have decided that it all meant that they were not meant to be together but Sarah and Jack were determined to reach the end goal.  The side effect of this was they got to know each other rather well and set up the foundations of a solid relationship without either realising it.  If they had succeeded at that first attempt then Sarah would have run for the mountains and Jack would never have had another chance.  

This was just the breath of fresh that I needed with its witty banter, conversational writing style and crazy happenings.  It even had me snort laughing (that never happens)!!  

These two are crazy good together and it is their chemistry outside the bedroom as well as inside that made them an incredibly sweet couple.  There was a point that I just wanted to find them a padded safe room that locks from the inside so they could finally get it on without injury or interruption.  Hilarious!!


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AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU





Author Bio


RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.


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